The textbook market-making model quotes symmetrically around mid. On a perpetual, holding inventory pays or charges funding every hour — a deterministic drift Avellaneda-Stoikov never sees. A 2026 HJB model that prices it cut inventory risk 36-38% on Hyperliquid ETH and BTC.
Frontier open models are now Mixture-of-Experts — cheap to serve in a datacenter, nearly impossible across the internet. The all-to-all expert shuffle moves ~9.5 MiB/token and caps decode at ~67 tok/s even on 400G InfiniBand; on internet links it falls to seconds per token.
An AI inference that runs inside a TEE proves it with an attestation quote. A smart contract can check that quote — for ~4-5M gas naively, down to a flat ~290k once a zkVM compresses it. But every gas unit buys a chip vendor's signature, and in 2025 a $1,000 interposer forged one.
Train a model on the web the last models filled with output and quality decays — the tails go first, then the middle. Provenance is sold as the fix, but a chain proves who signed a blob and when, not that it's human or clean. Signed is not clean.
Give autonomous LLM agents a marketplace and they race each other to bankruptcy and get conned by Sybils. A 2026 study finds capability doesn't help — a 9B model beat frontier models 45× its size on economic alignment. On-chain, both failures get cheaper and worse. The mechanics, numbers, and fixes.
On-chain data markets promise to pay you for your data's value AND protect your privacy. Differential privacy is the only rigorous knob for the second — and one budget ε can't serve both. The utility collapse, the composition trap, and why no chain can verify the ε you were promised.